Thursday, April 10, 2008

When is a lie a lie?!


We all have heard the cry "Bush Lied" to us the American people. But the cry that we aren't hearing is "Hillary Lied"! She "misspoke" instead. No one in the media has said that "she lied"! These are the same "media' outlets that told us over and over that Bush lied. What's the difference? Oh yea that's right Bush is a Republican and Hillary is a Democrat. This is a lesson that should be put to use by the Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilppatrick and his former chief of staff Christine Beatty. When they go back into court just tell the Judge that they "misspoke". They, just for that split second during the first deposition, remembered it wrong. Since "perjury" is defined as "The deliberate, willful giving of false, misleading, or incomplete testimony under oath", the court won't be able to pin the perjury charges on them! I should get paid for this!

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